儿童诗歌|I Love Me

I took myself out on a dateand said I'm looking grand,and when I got my courage upI asked to hold my hand.I took me to a restaurantand then a movie show.I put my arm around mein the most secluded^{1 row.I whispered sweetly in my earof happiness and bliss2,and then I almost slapped3 mewhen I tried to steal a kiss.Then afterwards I walked me homeand since I'm so politeI thanked me for a perfect dateand wished myself goodnight.There's just one little problemand it kind of hurts my pride.Myself would not invite me inso now I'm locked outside!}